“Daddy, can I ride on your back”
“No, Daddy is really tired today!”
“Daddy, do you want a massage? I massage your back! I’m really good at massaging!”
“That would be lovely, thank you!” Daddy gets a few long pats on the back as a guise for a massage.
“Better?”
“Yes, very much thanks!”
“Can we now ride on your back, and go to all our “station”?”
You Silly Mommy! 